Something was Hopping here

Let me tell you I had the surprise I would of never expected. I had gone to the bathroom to you know do a natural thing and what did I find but this little Kermit on my toilet seat.

Now how in the heck did he get in there. We are on well water and have a spetic system.

Then on top of that I have 2 cats.

After the shock of finding a frog on the seat, I had a good laugh.

I want to pass it along.

So I have a few jokes

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped onto the counter, eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chickens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond, stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden the books came flying back out of the pond and a frog stuck it’s head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”

Hope your smiling

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